Since nylon.net appeared in 1894 (our founder had more foresight than Tim Berners-Lee), it has featured a parade of pulchritudinous ladies welcoming discerning browsers to our famous site.

Here you will find some of the lovely lasses who have brought you nylon.net's front page over the many years.

Most were loving cut out and edited with the wondrous Microsoft Image Composer. Later ones were helped by Photoshop.

Click the thumbnails to see the BIG girls!

Bettie Page - always a good sport, and a real devil when playing Twister around the office.  Our first covergirl.

This gorgeous lass enraptured the hearts of many visitors

This red-headed vixen pops up sometimes at our Christmas parties. We still don't know who she is.

The girls disappeared briefly in the 1990s during the unpleasant legal battles following the corporate nylon.net coup.

Our 1920 leading lady, whose name was lost during the 1936 baby oil explosion in our Jakarta office.

In 2002, we welcomed our newest recruit with the second-tallest shoes we've ever seen.

Poise? Style? That's nylon.net 2002!

A naughty girl from October 2002

Lily Damita popped into our Berlin office for one of our most memorable covergirl shots. She had a few more fans in the office when she was finished! Hubba Hubba!

And when Tempest blew in, she always caused a Storm!

And Gypsy Rose Lee certainly added a new dimension to our Friday strip poker games

Merry nylon Christmas 2002

A Swedish delight for the new year!

This young lass stole our hearts, our beer fridge and most of the furniture at nylon.net HQ.

And this beauty - who turned out to be a VERY undercover cop arrested the young lass, recovered the beer fridge - and arrested most of the nylon.net management for unspecified crimes against decency. Fair enough.

Lydia, O Lydia... Lydia Johnson the tattooed lady... A really strange woman.

She said that after paying for the fur, she couldn't afford any clothes. Of course the 1924 nylon.net editor (my great grandfather) was polite enough to take her coat when she visited.

Julie Newmar was kind enough to host the 1963 annual nylon.net charity ball in aid of young girls who can't afford genuine nylons.

'Erotic' comes in many different sizes and flavours, I have found.

She was a dirty little girl with no morals, no scruples, and a degenerate sense of fun. O how I miss her.

Sometimes all you need is a boa and some nylons.

She got quite animated on the subject of Equal Opportunity.

This pretty lass was a little confused when we asked her to wear fishnets to the photo shoot.

Our fashion designer (pictured above), was quickly sacked after THIS suggestion for a nylon.net cover, pictured below. After all, nylon.net does have some standards.

January 2004

Sarah popped in for a floral arrangement, and we gave her a GOOD one!

And good ol' Sister Joan came in to tell us it was 2006. Many people forget what a boppable babe she was....

...but I don't. And I have the scars to prove it.

And we spent a month with April - ah! Thirty days of going to bed at a sensible hour... eight times a day.

And this is May. We have NO idea what she was doing, but she did it every day, naked, and with extraordinary zeal. That's the nylon.net style!

Our September 2006 beauty, wearing true nylon.net stockings!

And this athletic young lass was very popular in the office.

We like EXCITING nylon.net adventures!

Gilda, our Miss January 2007, was very serious on the subject of shoes. She set a record by staying our covergirl for 10 months!

Our normal limit is 8.9 months, for obvious reasons, but Gilda refused to accept child support. For that, we love her.

This high-powered beauty arrived in October 2007 and blew us away. Thanks to Planet Terror for letting her play with us. It'll be a shame to lose her because we could never find another girl of the same calibre.

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Our introduction to 2008 required recovery from the liver-mutilating new year. Our first 2008 cutie was very fond of making us all a good strong cup of tea.

Our beauty of March 2008 loved rolling naked on mink. Funny that... so did all of our male staff.

In April 2008, Naomi Johnson stopped by to show us her lovely maiden bonnet. When she took it off, we enoyed her maiden head.