nylon.net covergirls

In 2002, we welcomed our newest recruit with the second-tallest shoes we've ever seen.

Jane Powell neé Suzanne Lorraine Burce
Believed spinster life to be a curse.
So she married men
Again and again,
Five times in all (which turned out worse)

Hilarity ensued when Candy Barr turned up for her index page photoshoot
and we had to tell her that the 'nylon.net' writing was added later with Photoshop.
The tattoo was not required.
Golly gee did we laugh!

Our 2009 covergirl gave a new and expensive twist to going ho ho ho at our Christmas orgy!

Feb 2010: When Jenny Ellison was hired to impose disciplinary measures at nylon.net, punishable offences amongst male staff rose by 3200%. Even our vicar reported himself for photocopying the office cat's nose without due care and attention and demanded to be punished. In the end, we had to impose a limit of 5 sackable offences per man per week, to prevent Jennifer becoming exhausted.

Meet the 'nylon.net fan club', March 2010. Sigh.

We really should make our photographic invitations a little more unambiguous from now on.

Martha offered her services as a photocopier repair technician. We had our doubts about her skills, but once we saw how well she handled our reproduction equipment, we were convinced.

One day, see, this Ava broad sashays into nylon net squad room and says she done wrong. We probed her, see? Many, many times.

She was right. She was a bad, bad girl.
And for that, we love her.

Norma was hired to sing Happy Birthday to the President of nylon.net on Friday May 18, 1962.
She later confessed it gave her a good idea for her gig with Mr Kennedy the next day.

Miss X (as she shall be known) would not let us show her outward appearance, due to her religious convictions.

Those convictions, however, did not prevent us getting to know her internally... deeply internally.


	Since nylon.net appeared in 1894 (our founder had more foresight than Tim Berners-Lee), it has featured a parade of pulchritudinous ladies welcoming discerning browsers to our famous site. Here you will find some of the lovely lasses who have brought you nylon.net's front page over the many years. Click the thumbnails to see the BIG girls!
	Bettie Page - always a good sport, and a real devil when playing Twister around the office. Our first covergirl from 1998. 12 December 2008 - we sadly bid farewell to Bettie Page our first and best covergirl.. This gorgeous lass enraptured the hearts of many visitors This red-headed vixen pops up sometimes at our Christmas parties. We still don't know who she is. The girls disappeared briefly in the 1990s during the unpleasant legal battles following the corporate nylon.net coup. Our 1920 leading lady, whose name was lost during the 1936 baby oil explosion in our Jakarta office.
	In 2002, we welcomed our newest recruit with the second-tallest shoes we've ever seen.
	Poise? Style? That's nylon.net 2002! A naughty girl from October 2002 Lily Damita popped into our Berlin office for one of our most memorable covergirl shots. She had a few more fans in the office when she was finished! Hubba Hubba! when Tempest blew in, she always caused a Storm!
	And Gypsy Rose Lee certainly added a new dimension to our Friday strip poker games
	Merry nylon Christmas 2002 A Swedish delight for the new year! This young lass stole our hearts, our beer fridge and most of the furniture at nylon.net HQ. And this beauty - who turned out to be a VERY undercover cop arrested the young lass, recovered the beer fridge - and arrested most of the nylon.net management for unspecified crimes against decency. Fair enough. Lydia, O Lydia... Lydia Johnson the tattooed lady... A really strange woman. She said that after paying for the fur, she couldn't afford any clothes. Of course the 1924 nylon.net editor (my great grandfather) was polite enough to take her coat when she visited. Julie Newmar was kind enough to host the 1963 annual nylon.net charity ball in aid of young girls who can't afford genuine nylons. 'Erotic' comes in many different sizes and flavours, I have found. She was a dirty little girl with no morals, no scruples, and a degenerate sense of fun. O how I miss her. Sometimes all you need is a boa and some nylons. She got quite animated on the subject of Equal Opportunity. This pretty lass was a little confused when we asked her to wear fishnets to the photo shoot. Our fashion designer (pictured above), was quickly sacked after THIS suggestion for a nylon.net cover, pictured below. After all, nylon.net does have some standards. January 2004
	Sarah popped in for a floral arrangement, and we gave her a GOOD one!
	And good ol' Sister Joan came in to tell us it was 2006. Many people forget what a boppable babe she was. But I don't, and I have the scars to prove it.
	And we spent a month with April - ah! Thirty days of going to bed at a sensible hour... eight times a day. And this is May. We have NO idea what she was doing, but she did it every day, naked, and with extraordinary zeal. That's the nylon.net style! May's twin sister, our September 2006 beauty, wearing true nylon.net stockings. And yes, they were identical twins. They even writhed the same. And this athletic young lass was very popular in the office. We like EXCITING nylon.net adventures! Gilda, our Miss January 2007, was very serious on the subject of shoes. She set a record by staying our covergirl for 10 months! Our normal limit is 8.9 months, for obvious reasons, but Gilda refused to accept child support. For that, we love her. This high-powered beauty arrived in October 2007 and blew us away. Thanks to Planet Terror for letting her play with us. It'll be a shame to lose her because we could never find another girl of the same calibre. <rimshot> Our introduction to 2008 required recovery from the liver-mutilating new year. Our first 2008 cutie was very fond of making us all a good strong cup of tea.
	Our beauty of March 2008 loved rolling naked on mink. Funny that... so did all of our male staff. In April 2008, Naomi Johnson stopped by to show us her lovely maiden bonnet. I took it off, and enjoyed her maiden head. At the end of September 2008, Barbara's enticing fur was passed around the office to the delight of all. And plain old Jayne brought 'er harp And we all liked to have a jolly good pluck. December 2008 - We bid farewell to our first and best covergirl, Bettie Page who died 12 December aged 85. You'll always be our First Page here at nylon.net
	Jane Powell neé Suzanne Lorraine Burce Believed spinster life to be a curse. So she married men Again and again, Five times in all (which turned out worse) Hilarity ensued when Candy Barr turned up for her index page photoshoot and we had to tell her that the 'nylon.net' writing was added later with Photoshop. The tattoo was not required. Golly gee did we laugh! Our 2009 covergirl gave a new and expensive twist to going ho ho ho at our Christmas orgy! Feb 2010: When Jenny Ellison was hired to impose disciplinary measures at nylon.net, punishable offences amongst male staff rose by 3200%. Even our vicar reported himself for photocopying the office cat's nose without due care and attention and demanded to be punished. In the end, we had to impose a limit of 5 sackable offences per man per week, to prevent Jennifer becoming exhausted.
	Meet the 'nylon.net fan club', March 2010. Sigh. We really should make our photographic invitations a little more unambiguous from now on. Martha offered her services as a photocopier repair technician. We had our doubts about her skills, but once we saw how well she handled our reproduction equipment, we were convinced. One day, see, this Ava broad sashays into nylon net squad room and says she done wrong. We probed her, see? Many, many times. She was right. She was a bad, bad girl. And for that, we love her. Norma was hired to sing Happy Birthday to the President of nylon.net on Friday May 18, 1962. She later confessed it gave her a good idea for her gig with Mr Kennedy the next day. Miss X (as she shall be known) would not let us show her outward appearance, due to her religious convictions. Those convictions, however, did not prevent us getting to know her internally... deeply internally.