Sabrina Slays the Yanks

'66' May 1958

When Sabrina breezed into New York recently for a series of television shows, the Yanks did a double-take, then as one man yelled. "Seeing's believing. It ain't so - not this time."

(New, real photo courtesy of Sir H)

The sedate New York Times broke out in a rash. The editor swallowed his gum and the night staff went sick. The report on Sabrina claimed that Britain had never exported anything like this before!

One New York cab-driver said to a second New York cab-driver, "Joe, you ain't lookin' so good to-day." And the second cabbie said, "I ain't feelin' so good, either - I fell into my T.V. set last night."

[Curse those staples!]

And way out in Arizona or some place else where they fire satellites and hope they won't come down, husky cow-boys are leaving their horses, knowing at the door of the nuclear-fission labs and saying, "Hey, Prof, kin I be shot into outer space with Sabby? I kinda feel I've gone off li'l ole Daisy Mae."