Artificial Stupidity

The continuing sad and sorry saga of the rather silly Transport Tycoon Artificial Intelligence player...


O Lord! You know we love You, but You have to admit the Artificial Intelligence agents You programmed remind us of McMurphy at the end of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Therefore, with respect, the Pretty Holy Church of Transport Tycoon recounts some of the more memorable exploits of the lobotomised AI competitors in Transport Tycoon...


I have now culled the big collection of stupidities to show a handful of cases for your cynical pleasure. No more contributions of AI dumbness please!

Stupid Bridges

Stupidly Getting from A to B

Alzheimers - AI forgetfulness

Miscellaneous Stupidity

Plane Stupidity- trouble with AI aeronautics
The dumbo-jumbo jets were shuttling between Flardinhall and Parnway airports - 300 metres apart!

Spaghetti Transport


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A Case of the Stupid Wiggles


Back to The Church

This is a classic piece of stupid construction. It is probably not a genuine piece of AI stupidity - more like a human tribute to the wonky construction skills of the TT builders. But it is still a nice piece of useless railway design.

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Last updated: Monday, November 27, 2006 11:40 AM